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This section is dedicated to my Barbie. Her superior problem-solving brain actually tries to apply logic to my madness. Her 1,100 PSI bite force makes my heart skip a beat. (Diva, if you're reading this, the animatronics miss you.)
Wacky Jay's HeavensPizzaGate Party Parlor categorically denies any involvement in the so-called "JonBeignet Ramsey (The Little Baby Dough Roll)" incident. We cannot confirm nor deny that JonBeignet was the virgin birth of Amelia Earhart, nor can we confirm that the Coco Chanel Nut Tree Crabs infiltrated the ball pit. Please direct all inquiries to The Princess's Complaint Form or contact The Shallow Commons. IF YOU SEE A GHOST-CAULIFLOWER EMOJI (ZARUFI), DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.