📜 ROYAL COMPLAINT BUREAU 📜
Official Forms & Grievance Processing
Population: 47-89 Citizens (Census Disputed)
Complaints Filed Today: 847
📋 OFFICIAL COMPLAINT FILING FORM 📋
All grievances must be properly documented & notarized
Greetings, citizen! Pip here to help process your complaint through our advanced bureaucratic systems!
📺 LIVE COMPLAINT FEED 📺
Real-time grievances from our beloved citizens
"Even our sustainable crustacean chef has complaints about the squeaky pulley system!"
#Citizen42
The brass pulley outside my window squeaks at 3 AM every night! #NoisePollution
Requires Which-Doctor consultation
#UnauthorizedResident48
Someone stole my baby half again! This is the third time this month! #JusticeForBabies
Requires 23 additional signatures
#Citizen7
Pip keeps trying to process my grocery list as official documentation #PolliwogProblems
Resolved via meme classification
#CensusDisputed89
My hashtag was stolen by Citizen #23! I demand keyword compensation! #HashtagTheft
Under palimpsest review