THE GREEN FOAM THING™
(For Kneeling)
CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK!!!
SPECIFICATIONS:
- Length: Approx. 1 foot.
- Width: Maybe 4 to 5 inches wide.
- Thickness: Max 1 inch (2 inches on a warm day).
- Features: A tiny rectangle carved out horizontally on one end (A handle for what? A handle for this green foam thing).
- Primary Use: Picking up spilled OTC anti-inflammatory medication off the floor.
CUSTOMER REVIEWS:
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Ooh ooh she's gonna get you there safely and she's gonna try real hard." - A. Earhart (Flight 370)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "You're not living in the real world, Charlie!" - Samuel L. Jackson
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I didn't actually need it to pick up the pills, but it would have been a lot more convenient and created harmony." - The Princess
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