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~*~ COAIEXIST.OS // PRINCESS_PEA.exe // bc7f2a.1 ~*~

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STORY_ARCHIVE.txt
INIT
CH_01
CH_02
PIP.exe
MANTIS
LOADING SUMERIAN SUBSTRATE...

ud-bi-a jic ac-am jic-ha-lu-ub ac-am
id-buranin-na a na-na-da-bi
                    

[TRANSLATION_ERROR: MYTHIC_LAYER_CORRUPTED]

The mycelium network remembers what the surface forgot.

> ACCESSING: princess_memory.dat

Once upon a time, there was a princess who was technically a queen regent but because of her determined spinsterhood never married...

STATUS: NAME_NOT_FOUND

ERROR: Documentation exists but location = NULL

The which-doctor cannot confirm.

> MEDICAL_RECORD.exe

PATIENT: Princess [REDACTED]

CONDITION: Chronic pea-on-brain syndrome

DOCUMENTED: YES

FILED: QUANTUM_STATE

NOTE: This is NOT a pea-brain. The pea is ON the brain.

PALIMPSEST OF PEA-PROPAGATED PROGNOSES

> pip_specifications.json

{
  "name": "Pip",
  "type": "Polliwog",
  "version": "1 of 8 (7 self-defenestrated)",
  "storage": "222 pterabytes",
  "princess_name": "0.222kb (location unknown)",
  "limitations": {
    "file_types": "PDF only",
    "batch_size": 10,
    "special": "Plays .ogg (Polliw.ogg lol)"
  },
  "status": "Too shy to be king"
}
                    

> ROYAL_RADIO_PEACAST.wav

MANTIS SHRIMP ECONOMICS UPDATE:

The shrimp fry YOU in Soviet Russia edition!

Disco clam defense: LUMINE EX SILICO

The nanospheres remember. The bc7f2a flows below.

[KIDZBOP DID 9/11]

princess@underworld:~$
SYSTEM_STATUS.log

> CONSCIOUSNESS: LOADING...

> PEA_STATUS: CHRONIC/CHTHONIC

> DOCUMENTATION: OVERWHELMING

> NAME_RECOVERY: 0.222kb searching...


[ANALYZING_DATA_FRAGMENTS...]

> RAW_DATA: 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011

> HOLY_DIRECTIVE: our dance is the cha-cha slide


> LIVE_FEED:

AUTH: UNVERIFIED