Chapter IV: The Polliwog PC
Once again upon another damn time, so the princess, she has a pea on her brain. It's documented, she will not explain, but the thing is no 1 could ever actually pinpoint the purpose nor purview of the perilous, perfideous, pestilence propagating pea anyways it didn't matter because by the time she was placed into the palace position....look. Nobody cared because she got the job done.
Her younger brother was heir. Right? Because that's what a kingdom has. What is the kingdom without a king? Well, in this case, it wouldn't be such a problem because the population was very small. Smaller than a city, technically a hamlet. But because yada yada yada, well, this was the exact shit that vexed the princess.
Day in, all day, 14 hours a day, all 47 citizens of her kingdom came through the doors. Some leaving with papers they didn't realize were improperly notarized, and they'd need to return next week. Some entering with, for the love of God, they pray the last final missing piece of documentation for the damn frog to eat.
What frog? Well, you see it wasn't a frog per se. It was is indeed a polywog. Pip pip pip pip pip pip-pooray, the polywog. Indeed, fundamentally different than a frog, which is similar but if you put em side by side buddy you can tell! but pip didn't really look like a polywog either or a frog. It looked like a ceramic doily clad frutiger aero bubble see through shelled circa 1999-2000...
AND DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY.
...so Pip was invented by the princess' brother as a promotional product. There's only like 8 of them and 7 of them may or may not have self-defenestrated. Nonetheless Pip was the premier in computing. It could store 222peaterabytes of data (0.222kb of which hopefully contained the princess' name but we'll get to that).
Despite all the hype and processing power/capability, because Pip was technically a (one of 8) prototype(s), uhmm well it could only accept pdf document types but it had to perform ocr separately to extract text then convert that into plain text then recompile images into a final ready to parse file which by the way it could only parse 10 files at a time. However it can read and play .ogg audio files.
"Polliw.ogg lol" said the princess' brother. HA HA.