✨ HYENA DIVA ✨ THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL FAN SITE ★★★ NEW EPISODE ALERT ★★★ KENERGY IS HERE ★★★ RIZZLORD DEFEATED IN EPIC DEBATE BATTLE!!! ★★★ HD FOR ALDERMAN 2026 - VOTE COSMIC! ★★★ MAIN NAVIGATION ★ HOME (You are here! <<<) ★ EPISODES (7 Episodes Available!) ★ CHARACTERS (Meet the Cast!) ★ HD HERALD NEWS (Breaking News!) ★ GUESTBOOK (Sign it!) ★ COOL LINKS (Web Ring!) ★ EMAIL ME! 📧 WELCOME TO HD HEADQUARTERS!!! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!! You have entered the COSMIC ZONE where a SILENT HYENA became Chicago's MOST POWERFUL VOICE!!! This is the ULTIMATE fan site for Hyena Diva - the FIRST and ONLY hyena to run for Chicago alderman!!! ★ NEW! ★ Episode 7 just dropped - KENERGY: RECLAIMING THE ALPHA! Rizzlord got YEETED into a portal!!! Last Updated: November 19, 2025 Webmaster: hdiva@geocities.com You are visitor # 42069 ⚡ QUICK FACTS ⚡ ★ First hyena to run for Chicago alderman! ★ Silent until Episode 4 - THEN SHE SPEAKS! ★ Barbie doll found in Masai Mara ★ GFW = Galactic Federation of Worlds ★ Kenergy > Toxic Masculinity ★ Rizzlord = DEFEATED 📺 EPISODE GUIDE 📺 # EPISODE TITLE STATUS 1 From Savannah to Stage READ IT >> 2 Takes the Stage READ IT >> 3 The Great Rizz Battle READ IT >> 4 The Hyena Campaign READ IT >> 5 The Holy Grail of Dolls READ IT >> 6 Kenough: The Unlikely Hero READ IT >> 7 Kenergy: Reclaiming the Alpha HOT NEW!!! 🐾 CHARACTER PROFILES 🐾 HYENA DIVA (HD) Species: Spotted Hyena Status: Aspiring Alderman Signature Move: The Whoop Special Ability: Cosmic Connection The star! Silent but DEADLY! Runs for alderman! Found Barbie in Masai Mara and got smuggled to Chicago in a tourist's carry-on bag! Barbie granted her VOICE in Episode 4!!! NABU Species: Human (5D Ascended) Status: Glenwood Host / Cosmic Matriarch Dimension: 5D Energy: Groucho Marx meets Cosmic Mother 5D cosmic mother! Groucho Marx energy! Hosts The Glenwood open mic! Has connection to GFW (Galactic Federation of Worlds)! HD's chosen mother figure! RIZZLORD Species: Human (Unfortunate) Origin: Ohio Status: Alderman (Somehow?!) Rizz Level: Questionable Ohio debate bro VILLAIN! Got owned! RedPilled comedian who thinks he has "mad rizz"! Got cosmically YEETED into a portal by HD, Barbie, and Ken but STILL won the election somehow! BARBIE Species: Cosmic Entity Status: Galactic Guide Dimension: Multiple Legacy: Evolution from Bild Lili Cosmic entity! Grants HD her voice! Started as Bild Lili in the 1950s - a symbol of financial independence! Now she's a GFW representative guiding beings to empowerment! KEN Species: Cosmic Entity Status: Kenough Philosophy: Kenergy Achievements: Engineering Degree, Architecture Teaching KENOUGH! Anti-toxic masculinity HERO! Started the KENERGY movement! Proves that real strength comes from self-knowledge, not domination! Even former incels like Chet find redemption through Kenergy! MORE CHARACTERS COMING SOON!!! 📰 HD HERALD - BREAKING NEWS 📰 ⚡ BREAKING NEWS ⚡ BREAKING NEWS ⚡ BREAKING NEWS ⚡ Scientists Discover Laughter is Universe's Carrier Wave A recent study from the Institute of Wonky Physics has confirmed that the fundamental frequency of reality is, in fact, a maniacal hyena laugh. "We kept trying to find a grand, unified theory," lead researcher Dr. Giggles stated, "but all our data just pointed back to a cosmic joke we're all the punchline of. It's hilarious, really." Ego Death Now A Fashion Accessory Sources report that letting go of your ego is now TRENDY! HD leads the way! ✍️ SIGN MY GUESTBOOK! ✍️ SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR HD! Email your comments to: hdiva@geocities.com Guestbook coming soon! Under construction! 🔗 COOL LINKS & WEB RING 🔗 HD FAN WEBRING [ << PREV ] [ RANDOM ] [ NEXT >> ] This site is part of the HD Fan Webring! Member #1 of 1 🏆 AWARDS & BADGES 🏆 GeoCities Certified Netscape NOW! IE 5.0 Compatible Built with Tables Animated GIF Powered 100% Chaotic Energy Best viewed in Netscape Navigator 4.0 at 800x600 Optimized for Internet Explorer 5.0 You are visitor # 42069 Copyright © 2025 Hyena Diva Fan Site Webmaster: hdiva@geocities.com Last Updated: November 19, 2025 All Hyena Diva content is fictional and for entertainment purposes. Barbie and Ken are trademarks but also COSMIC BEINGS. GFW = Galactic Federation of Worlds WHOOP WHOOP!