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CHARACTER LIST:
★ HYENA DIVA ★ NABU ★ RIZZLORD ★ BARBIE ★ KEN Side Characters Relationship Map Lore & World 🚧 FAN ART 🚧 (under construction) ⬆ BACK TO TOP ⬆ |
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DID YOU KNOW? HD was SILENT for THREE episodes before Barbie granted her voice! |
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COSMIC FACT! Barbie is actually a COSMIC ENTITY from the GFW! |
🌟 HD FAN RING 🌟
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| 🐆 HYENA DIVA (HD) 🐆 | ||
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Baby HD found a Barbie doll in the Masai Mara and her life changed FOREVER! She escaped her clan, smuggled herself to Chicago, and ended up at The Glenwood open mic where she found her TRUE family! PERSONALITY: • Fabulous • Fierce • Strategic • Pack-Oriented • DIVA ENERGY MAX FAMOUS QUOTES: "I'm not just some glorified accessory to your fragile masculinity. I am the future!" "What's a woman without a man? Well, that's exactly what I'm about to show you." "WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOOP!" FUN FACTS: ✓ Silent until Episode 4! ✓ First hyena to run for alderman! ✓ Cosmic connection through Barbie! ✓ Can't resist a good Barbie doll! ✓ Found in Masai Mara safari! |
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🔮 NABU 🔮
✨ 5D BEING ✨ |
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Guardian of The Glenwood open mic venue in Rogers Park, Nabu is a 5D ascended human with direct connection to the Galactic Federation of Worlds! She took HD under her wing, becoming her cosmic mother figure. With theatrical wit and protective matriarch energy, Nabu guides HD's journey! PERSONALITY: • Witty • Protective • Mysterious • Theatrical • All-Knowing • Groucho Marx Vibes FAMOUS QUOTES: "This is how we handle predators who think they can get away with making weird comments." "Oh honey, NO. That's cute." "Well, kid, looks like you've finally found the stage where you belong." FUN FACTS: ✓ Hosts The Glenwood Open Mic! ✓ Can access GFW communications! ✓ Accidentally revealed own diary once! ✓ Protective matriarch energy! _____ / \ | o _ o | | ≡≡≡ | <-- Cosmic Mustache! \ ~ / ‾‾‾‾‾ |
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🎩 RIZZLORD 🎩
⚠️ VILLAIN ALERT ⚠️ |
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A RedPilled debate-bro comedian from Ohio who became HD's rival for the 49th Ward alderman position. Despite being cosmically yeeted into a portal, Rizzlord STILL won the election! His toxic masculinity and terrible takes make him the perfect foil! PERSONALITY: • Overconfident • Delusional • Debate-Brained • Problematic • RedPilled • Ohio Energy (ugh) WORST QUOTES: "YOUR BODY MY CHOICE!" 🤮 "I've got mad rizz, baby!" "This isn't over!" (Narrator: It was over) RIZZLORD'S L's: ❌ Got yeeted into portal! ❌ Exposed by Nabu's receipts! ❌ Defeated by cosmic forces! ❌ Ohio accent thick as molasses! ❌ Debate-bro energy MAX! |
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💖 BARBIE 💖
✨ COSMIC ENTITY ✨ |
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The cosmic evolution of Bild Lili, a 1950s German doll representing financial independence. Barbie ascended to become a Galactic Federation of Worlds representative, guiding beings toward empowerment! When HD found her in the Masai Mara, Barbie recognized a kindred spirit! PERSONALITY: • Ethereal • Empowering • Independent • Fashionable • Wise • Cosmic AF FAMOUS QUOTES: "My darling Hyena Diva... it's time. Speak your truth." "This was no ordinary toy... this was the ultimate symbol of divinity!" THE EVOLUTION: 📅 1955: Bild Lili - Independent woman 📅 1959: Barbie - Empowerment symbol 📅 NOW: Cosmic Being - GFW guide FUN FACTS: ✓ Evolved from Bild Lili! ✓ Symbol of independence! ✓ GFW cosmic being! ✓ Grants HD her voice in Ep 4! |
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💪 KEN 💪
✨ KENOUGH CERTIFIED ✨ |
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Engineering Degree ★ Architecture Teaching ★ Self-Discovery ★ Kenergy Founder ★ |
Equal partner to Barbie and founder of the Kenergy philosophy! Ken represents TRUE masculine strength - confident without arrogance, supportive without subservience. He's achieved his own success and teaches former incels that real strength comes from self-knowledge! PERSONALITY: • Self-Assured • Supportive • Confident • Anti-Toxic • Kenough • Engineering Genius FAMOUS QUOTES: "I've always known my place. But now... it's time for everyone to realize theirs." "Kenough." "Real strength comes from embracing your own identity." KENERGY PRINCIPLES:
FUN FACTS: ✓ Never competed with Barbie! ✓ Engineering degree holder! ✓ Teaches architecture! ✓ Started Kenergy movement! ✓ Reforms incels like Chet! |
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| 💫 RELATIONSHIP WEB 💫 | ||||||||||||||||||
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NABU │ │ (Mother Figure) │ ▼ HYENA DIVA ╱ │ ╲ ╱ │ ╲ BARBIE │ RIZZLORD (Guide) │ (Rivals) │ KEN (Ally)
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| 🌌 COSMIC LORE & WORLD BUILDING 🌌 | ||||||||
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| ⚡ CHARACTER COMPARISON CHART ⚡ | ||||
| CHARACTER | ALIGNMENT | POWER LEVEL | COSMIC STATUS | RIZZ |
| HD | GOOD | ★★★★★ | Connected | MAXIMUM |
| Nabu | GOOD | ★★★★★ | 5D Being | COSMIC |
| Rizzlord | EVIL | ★☆☆☆☆ | None | NEGATIVE |
| Barbie | GOOD | ★★★★★ | GFW Entity | INFINITE |
| Ken | GOOD | ★★★★★ | GFW Entity | KENOUGH |
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Who's your favorite character? |
| 🎯 TRIVIA CHALLENGE 🎯 |
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Q1: When did HD get her voice? Answer: Episode 4, thanks to Barbie! Q2: Where did HD find the Barbie? Answer: Masai Mara, Africa! Q3: What's Rizzlord from? Answer: Ohio (unfortunately) Q4: What does Ken say? Answer: "I am Kenough!" Q5: What's GFW stand for? Answer: Galactic Federation of Worlds! |
| 🎮 INTERACTIVE ZONE 🎮 |
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GeoCities Award 1998
GFW Certified
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CHARACTER RANKINGS:
1. HD - The Star! 2. Ken - Kenough! 3. Nabu - Cosmic Mom! 4. Barbie - Icon! 5. Rizzlord - Villain |
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QUICK FACTS! 💫 GFW = Galactic Federation of Worlds! 🎤 The Glenwood is in Rogers Park! 💪 Kenergy beats Toxic Masculinity! 🐆 Hyena clans are matriarchal! |
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