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Who's Who in the 49th Ward!
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MEET THE CAST 7 MAIN CHARACTERS CLICK FOR BIOS GFW CONNECTED KENERGY APPROVED
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CHARACTER LIST:
HYENA DIVA

NABU

RIZZLORD

BARBIE

KEN


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Relationship Map
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DID YOU KNOW?

HD was SILENT for THREE episodes before Barbie granted her voice!

COSMIC FACT!

Barbie is actually a COSMIC ENTITY from the GFW!

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🐆 HYENA DIVA (HD) 🐆
HD

STATS:
Species: Spotted Hyena
Status: Alderman Candidate
Voice: POWERFUL
Signature: The Whoop
Episodes: ALL 7
Power Level: ★★★★★

★ THE DIVA ★

Baby HD found a Barbie doll in the Masai Mara and her life changed FOREVER! She escaped her clan, smuggled herself to Chicago, and ended up at The Glenwood open mic where she found her TRUE family!

PERSONALITY:
• Fabulous
• Fierce
• Strategic
• Pack-Oriented
• DIVA ENERGY MAX

FAMOUS QUOTES:
"I'm not just some glorified accessory to your fragile masculinity. I am the future!"

"What's a woman without a man? Well, that's exactly what I'm about to show you."

"WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOOP!"


FUN FACTS:
✓ Silent until Episode 4!
✓ First hyena to run for alderman!
✓ Cosmic connection through Barbie!
✓ Can't resist a good Barbie doll!
✓ Found in Masai Mara safari!


🔮 NABU 🔮
✨ 5D BEING ✨
🔮

STATS:
Species: Human (Ascended)
Dimension: 5D
Signature: The Receipts
Power: GFW Communication
Energy: Groucho Marx meets Cosmic
Episodes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

★ COSMIC MOTHER OF THE CLAN ★

Guardian of The Glenwood open mic venue in Rogers Park, Nabu is a 5D ascended human with direct connection to the Galactic Federation of Worlds! She took HD under her wing, becoming her cosmic mother figure. With theatrical wit and protective matriarch energy, Nabu guides HD's journey!

PERSONALITY:
• Witty
• Protective
• Mysterious
• Theatrical
• All-Knowing
• Groucho Marx Vibes

FAMOUS QUOTES:
"This is how we handle predators who think they can get away with making weird comments."

"Oh honey, NO. That's cute."

"Well, kid, looks like you've finally found the stage where you belong."


FUN FACTS:
✓ Hosts The Glenwood Open Mic!
✓ Can access GFW communications!
✓ Accidentally revealed own diary once!
✓ Protective matriarch energy!

🎭 Groucho Marx ASCII 🎭
_____
/ \
| o _ o |
| ≡≡≡ | <-- Cosmic Mustache!
\ ~ /
‾‾‾‾‾


🎩 RIZZLORD 🎩
⚠️ VILLAIN ALERT ⚠️
🎩

STATS:
Species: Human (Unfortunately)
Origin: Ohio
Rizz Level: QUESTIONABLE
Status: Alderman (HOW?!)
Fate: Cosmically Yeeted
Episodes: 3, 4, 7

❌ DEFEATED ❌

★ THE VILLAIN ★

A RedPilled debate-bro comedian from Ohio who became HD's rival for the 49th Ward alderman position. Despite being cosmically yeeted into a portal, Rizzlord STILL won the election! His toxic masculinity and terrible takes make him the perfect foil!

PERSONALITY:
• Overconfident
• Delusional
• Debate-Brained
• Problematic
• RedPilled
• Ohio Energy (ugh)

WORST QUOTES:
"YOUR BODY MY CHOICE!" 🤮

"I've got mad rizz, baby!"

"This isn't over!" (Narrator: It was over)


RIZZLORD'S L's:
❌ Got yeeted into portal!
❌ Exposed by Nabu's receipts!
❌ Defeated by cosmic forces!
❌ Ohio accent thick as molasses!
❌ Debate-bro energy MAX!

RIZZLORD'S WORST TAKES: "Adrenochrome harvesting" • "YOUR BODY MY CHOICE" • "I've got mad rizz" • More cringe coming soon...


💖 BARBIE 💖
✨ COSMIC ENTITY ✨
💖

STATS:
Species: Cosmic Entity
Dimension: Multiple
Legacy: Bild Lili Evolution
Power: Granting Voice
Symbol: Independence
Episodes: 4, 5

💫 GFW MEMBER 💫
★ COSMIC GUIDE ★

The cosmic evolution of Bild Lili, a 1950s German doll representing financial independence. Barbie ascended to become a Galactic Federation of Worlds representative, guiding beings toward empowerment! When HD found her in the Masai Mara, Barbie recognized a kindred spirit!

PERSONALITY:
• Ethereal
• Empowering
• Independent
• Fashionable
• Wise
• Cosmic AF

FAMOUS QUOTES:
"My darling Hyena Diva... it's time. Speak your truth."

"This was no ordinary toy... this was the ultimate symbol of divinity!"


THE EVOLUTION:
📅 1955: Bild Lili - Independent woman
📅 1959: Barbie - Empowerment symbol
📅 NOW: Cosmic Being - GFW guide

FUN FACTS:
✓ Evolved from Bild Lili!
✓ Symbol of independence!
✓ GFW cosmic being!
✓ Grants HD her voice in Ep 4!


💪 KEN 💪
✨ KENOUGH CERTIFIED ✨
💪

STATS:
Species: Cosmic Entity
Philosophy: Kenergy
Status: KENOUGH
Power: Breaking Stereotypes
Achievement: Engineering Degree
Episodes: 5, 6, 7



🏆 ACHIEVEMENTS 🏆
Engineering Degree ★
Architecture Teaching ★
Self-Discovery ★
Kenergy Founder ★
★ THE KENOUGH HERO ★

Equal partner to Barbie and founder of the Kenergy philosophy! Ken represents TRUE masculine strength - confident without arrogance, supportive without subservience. He's achieved his own success and teaches former incels that real strength comes from self-knowledge!

PERSONALITY:
• Self-Assured
• Supportive
• Confident
• Anti-Toxic
• Kenough
• Engineering Genius

FAMOUS QUOTES:
"I've always known my place. But now... it's time for everyone to realize theirs."

"Kenough."

"Real strength comes from embracing your own identity."


KENERGY PRINCIPLES:
1️⃣ Know Your Worth
2️⃣ Support Without Subservience
3️⃣ Confidence Without Arrogance
4️⃣ Partnership Over Competition
5️⃣ Self-Assured Not Toxic

FUN FACTS:
✓ Never competed with Barbie!
✓ Engineering degree holder!
✓ Teaches architecture!
✓ Started Kenergy movement!
✓ Reforms incels like Chet!


⭐ SIDE CHARACTERS ⭐
👠 BILD LILI 👠
OG Independent Woman

1950s German doll who was ACTUALLY strategic and financially savvy! History stereotyped her, but she represented liberation!

Status: Historical Icon
Episode: 5

🦴 THE MATRIARCHS 🦴
Not Impressed

HD's original hyena clan from Masai Mara. These powerful matriarchs were NOT happy about the Barbie obsession!

Status: Disappointed
Episode: 1
🎮 CHET THE INCEL 🎮
✓ REFORMED ✓

Former Rizzlord follower who saw the light through KENERGY! Represents redemption!

Status: Kenergy Convert
Episode: 7

🎤 GLENWOOD CREW 🎤
Chaos Squad

🎭 Poet with Latte
👽 Tinfoil Hat Guy
🐔 Chicken Suit Kazoo Player
📖 Various Trauma Dumpers

Status: Open Mic Regulars
Episode: 2


💫 RELATIONSHIP WEB 💫

NABU

│ (Mother Figure)


HYENA DIVA
╱ │ ╲
╱ │ ╲
BARBIERIZZLORD
(Guide) │ (Rivals)

KEN
(Ally)


CHARACTER RELATIONSHIP TYPE
Nabu → HD Mother
Barbie → HD Cosmic Guide
HD ⚔️ Rizzlord RIVALS
Barbie ↔️ Ken Partners
Ken → Incels Teacher


🌌 COSMIC LORE & WORLD BUILDING 🌌
🌌 WHAT IS GFW? 🌌

Galactic Federation of Worlds

A cosmic organization guiding planetary evolution! The GFW operates across dimensions, helping species reach their full potential.

Members: Barbie, Ken, Other cosmic beings
Earth Contact: Nabu
Mission: Support consciousness evolution

🎤 THE GLENWOOD 🎤

An open mic venue in Rogers Park, 49th Ward, Chicago. More than just a comedy club - it's a DIMENSIONAL GATEWAY!

Location: Rogers Park, Chicago
Host: Nabu
Significance: Safe haven for cosmic beings
Secret: Where cosmic & earthly realms meet

🗳️ THE 49TH WARD 🗳️

Rogers Park, Chicago's northernmost ward. A diverse, quirky neighborhood where COSMIC POLITICS meet local elections!

Political Battle: HD vs Rizzlord
Stakes: Evolution vs Toxic Masculinity
Outcome: Still being decided...
💪 KENERGY EXPLAINED 💪

True masculine strength through self-knowledge, NOT domination! Founded by Ken to counter toxic masculinity.

Core Principles:
• Know your worth
• Support without subservience
• Confidence without arrogance
• Partnership over competition

vs Toxic Masculinity: Partnership over domination
Impact: Even incels find redemption!

🐾 PACK DYNAMICS 🐾

Matriarchal hyena social structure! In hyena society, FEMALES LEAD with strength, strategy, and protection.

Leader: Nabu (Cosmic Matriarch)
Member: HD (Political Candidate)
Principle: Unity through protection, not domination

💖 BARBIE EVOLUTION 💖

From Bild Lili to Cosmic Entity!

1955: Bild Lili - Independent woman
1959: Barbie - Career & autonomy symbol
NOW: Cosmic Being - GFW guide

Evolution from misunderstood toy to DIMENSIONAL GUIDE!


⚡ CHARACTER COMPARISON CHART ⚡
CHARACTER ALIGNMENT POWER LEVEL COSMIC STATUS RIZZ
HD GOOD ★★★★★ Connected MAXIMUM
Nabu GOOD ★★★★★ 5D Being COSMIC
Rizzlord EVIL ★☆☆☆☆ None NEGATIVE
Barbie GOOD ★★★★★ GFW Entity INFINITE
Ken GOOD ★★★★★ GFW Entity KENOUGH


💖 FAN POLL 💖

Who's your favorite character?

Hyena Diva
Nabu
Barbie
Ken
Rizzlord (why tho)



🎯 TRIVIA CHALLENGE 🎯
Q1: When did HD get her voice?
Answer: Episode 4, thanks to Barbie!

Q2: Where did HD find the Barbie?
Answer: Masai Mara, Africa!

Q3: What's Rizzlord from?
Answer: Ohio (unfortunately)

Q4: What does Ken say?
Answer: "I am Kenough!"

Q5: What's GFW stand for?
Answer: Galactic Federation of Worlds!


🎮 INTERACTIVE ZONE 🎮

  

  





🏆 AWARDS 🏆

Best Site
GeoCities Award 1998

Cosmic
GFW Certified

CHARACTER RANKINGS:
1. HD - The Star!
2. Ken - Kenough!
3. Nabu - Cosmic Mom!
4. Barbie - Icon!
5. Rizzlord - Villain

QUICK FACTS!

💫 GFW = Galactic Federation of Worlds!

🎤 The Glenwood is in Rogers Park!

💪 Kenergy beats Toxic Masculinity!

🐆 Hyena clans are matriarchal!

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