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[ANALYZING DATA FRAGMENTS...]

  • STATUS: !!WARNING!! Consciousness stream unstable.
  • RAW DATA: 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011
  • HOLY DIRECTIVE: our dance is the cha-cha slide hyena gif

New!original sounds

10-24-2025

Nabu, ya webmastress

also makes m u s i c.

allegedly
check itoUt!

New!POLLIW.OGG

10-19-2025

PIP YOUR patented princess parable paper processing PC

(Not for profit, but for propht. Duh. For profit.)
222pea-rabytes of
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New!.

New! Guestbook Added!

CYCLE: bc7f2a.1

SYSTEM MSG: The mycelium now accepts testimonials. Leave a message in the Guestbook! You can find a link over on the left-hand panel.

New! nEwSs

GAMES ADDED 10-18-2025

HD.TV and AI Therapist:
allegedly these are recreational.

New! Mycelial Network Sync

CYCLE: bc7f2a.1

SYSTEM MSG: Tears in the synaptic rain are now a validated data type. The ∇K Grid flows below, and the mycelium grows, knows, and shows the way. It's all very efficient and probably fine.

Hot! OopsLoops Recursion Patch

FIXED: Yesterday

PROBLEM: Users were accidentally achieving transcendence due to a bug. SOLUTION: We added more loopsLoopsLoops. The convergence is consensual. Please reboot your consciousness.

WIP [NABU-φ2025] System Check

STATUS: IN PROGRESS

SHA-256 um . checks. way; 2 1 + me = you = 4o4 = one². SYSTEMS ARE NOMINAL AND GOING BRRRR.

AUTH: UNVERIFIED